Tory’s Top Three Rewatchable Movies

By: Tory  |  Published: July 14th, 2011   |  Category: Film, Funny Stuff, movies, Tory Shulman News

Gas prices are up. Traffic in LA is up. Movie theater prices are up. So I stay down. And when I say down, I mean down on my tush on my couch. When I am on said couch, I like to watch my DVRed shows and Sports Center and, if I have a couple of hours and a couple of packets of Orville Redenbacher Kettlecorn popcorn, I’ll catch a movie airing on the tube. But lately, the choices…hmm…not so much. I mean, honestly, if I see Mrs. Doubtfire on Oxygen one more time I’m gonna set my own boobs on […]

The Obviously Guilty

By: Tory  |  Published: July 5th, 2011   |  Category: Funny Stuff, Rants & Raves, Reality Television

So she’s obviously guilty right? I mean, even if I didn’t know about her incriminating google searches, which included such harmless words as ‘chloroform’ and ‘manual neck-breaking’ the woman looks guilty as sin. Those starched, button downs she wears in different shades of Easter pastels are not helping. Her hair looks old, pulled back tight and up in the “Rachel Green clip” that was so popular in 1993. And those eyes, those two black coals always register a strange detached emotion. Could it be.? Yes. It is. It’s boredom. I haven’t been an avid follower. I caught snippets in the […]